The President
Washington D.C.-The White
House situation room.
The President of the United
States was surrounded by his chief of staff and members of the leadership from
both sides of the isle. He didn’t sit at the head of the table. That spot was
shared by two men in black suits. On their lapels they each wore matching pins;
that of a single eye.
“Gentlemen, a point of
motion, to order. Can we put this to another vote? Is there no other way? There
are twenty seven million people in California. “
Silence greeted his
question.
Then, one of the two with
the eye pins stood. These were the guys that had a nice little meeting with whoever
got elected as president; they told them the facts, showed them the Kennedy
film and quietly directed policy. Nobody knew their names.
“Forget California,” he
said. “There is more. “ These guys made the secret service guys seem jovial.
They had hard humorless eyes. The secret service worked directly for them and
the president knew now that the secret service was as much about confining him
as it was protecting him. “We want you to resign. “
This greeted the room of men
with an unarguable air and they were all speechless.
“It is time that the world’s
governments unite. The time of nation states is over. Only by accepting a one
world government can the Chinese be stopped from invading. They, in fact, work
for us. “
The men exchanged glances.
They knew something bad was coming, but not this; nobody had imagined that it
would actually come to this.
The President was the one to
speak. “Who will take my place? And why now?”
“Why now? Because we say the time is here. “He
produced a dollar bill. “ See this, on top of the pyramid? That is us. The base
of the pyramid? That is the working class. You men, occupy the middle, because
it suites our purpose. Be sure, that you serve our purpose.
“As for who; we want Arnold
Schwarzenegger. He will be the next President of The United States.”
There was a moment of
stunned silence and then the men around the table burst into laughter. It was
loud, but nervous. Only the President didn’t laugh. He stood.
“The American people will
never accept this. They know he
was born in Austria. That makes him not legally qualified to be elected! Hello?
“
“Sit down, “the second of
the two men in black suites said. “ They will accept it. They have before.
Remember Obama? His suicide notwithstanding, the American people overlooked
obvious evidence and accepted the idea of hope and change despite of it. Maybe
because of it.
“They will again. “
The two men stood, gathered
their papers and brief cases and started towards the door. The secret service
men flanked them.
“Wait, “said the president.
“ Wait. “
They turned back but did not
sit at the table again.
“What if we say no? “ The
president was a grandfather. He had made many compromises and mistakes but
still dreamed at night about laying his hand on the Bible and swearing that
oath.
The two men exchanged a
glance. “We are prepared for that. Think about it. Motion capture. CG. We can
resurrect John Lennon and make him president. Who are you? You are president
because we say so. Don’t overestimate your importance. “
The president looked around
the room. That none of the men would meet his eye inflamed his emotions. He
slammed his hand on the table and demanded of them, “are you going to stand for
this? Have you no spine Goddamnit, I say no! “
The Secretary of Defense
tried to shush him, “Sit down Hank. This is the way it is. The ways it’s always
been. “
“No. You are the one that
needs to stop talking. You men swore oaths. You represent the public for Christ’s sake. Have some balls! “
The men in black suites
looked at each other. The left one shrugged. The other nodded at the secret
service agent and they exited the room. The agents removed Uzi machine pistols
that they carried always. The room erupted in staccato burps and blood began to
spray. Some fell face first on to the table, dead instantly and others because
to scream. There was the smell of feces as terror made the ones not killed
outright panic.
The results were the same.
It took about three minutes. The fluid ran across the floor and into the heat
register.
A portrait of George
Washington loomed over the room and the president locked his eyes on it as he
faded and then it was done.
The secret service agents
walked out and grabbed the secretary’s cell phone. She had been on Facebook
trying to post about what was happening. She looked up at the gun barrel in
disbelief.
In less than one second
twelve nine millimeter rounds unzipped her face like a cheap red suit. They
deleted the post and smashed the phone.
In the hallway the two
nameless men were already on the phone with Arnold. He of course, agreed to
their offer. And thus, the fifty second president of The United States was
sworn in. The shorter of the two turned to the agents.
“Prepare the press room. The
announcement has already been recorded and it’s ready. We suspected from his
social media posts that it would be like this, so we are prepared. “
The taller one caressed his
eye pin and said in a monotone voice, “Fuck him. Non-compliant bitch. “
They never noticed the
sparrows sized quadrotor drone hovering outside the window, filming and
relaying the scene in real time to the Chinese command. It whirled away into
the darkened sky to begin transmission of the data it had collected.
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